Well I thought I would leave you something to make you smile till I get back...
An elderly yorkshireman lay dying in his bed. while suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelt the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.He gathered every once of strength he had and lifted himself from the bed. Learning on the wall he slowly made his way to the stairs and with even greater effort he gripped the stair rail and made his way to the foot of the stairs. With very laboured breathing he manage to reach the Kitchen door. Was this Heaven, he could see the table laden with at least a hundred of his favourite scones.....It had to be he had died and this truly was heaven, or had his wonderful wife of 60yrs decided he was going to leave this world a happy man. slowly he edged forward and his trembling withered hand reached for a scone.... when it was suddenly smacked hard with a wooden
spoon......"Get your hands off" she shouted,"they're for the funeral; :))
With thanks to the "Eye" publication
Catch you soon xx Hugs
you did make me laugh with that,enjoy your break and i know amanda will be missing her crafting sessions with you,x
ReplyDeleteHi Mau, love the story, a true yorkshire woman, hope you're enjoying your break, and hope the weather is better than we have here, it's more like november, Irene xx
ReplyDeleteHave fun!! xx Jenny xx
ReplyDeleteOh! Mau that made me lol. Enjoy your break.....
ReplyDeleteChrissyxx
Brilliant, very clever! xx
ReplyDeleteSorry Mau forgot to say have a lovely break...can I come :o)
ReplyDeletexx
hahhahahaha..Have a wonderful time.
ReplyDeletelol, fab mau.have a great time away :D
ReplyDeletexx coops xx
LOL!!! Have a great holiday Mau! xx
ReplyDeleteMe touch your stash...Never! *Looks innocent*
ReplyDeleteFab little joke :-)) it did make me laugh xx